She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say… ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.

seeingstarlight:

FUCK I FORGOT TO SAVE MY SCREENSHOT BUT I WAS PLAYING EDEN ETERNAL WITH MATT EARLIER AND MY AVATAR GLITCHED AS I GOT ONTO MY GREEN ALPACA MOUNT

I TURNED INTO A GREEN ALPACA

AND SINCE I WAS AN ENGINEER EQUIPPED WITH A GUN, I WAS AN ALPACA THAT KILLED THINGS BY SHOOTING BULLETS OUT OF ITS CHEST

When you come out of a daydream in class and realize your teacher was talking the whole time.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: funniest-out)

(Source: evillittleinfant)

enenkay:

kuri-surprise:

gloomykid:

omfg i’m going to cry because of that comment.

“what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?”

Toy Story 3 came out when I was on my senior year in high school, do you know how hard that hit me

it was like a huge rock right into my feelings

Augh oh my god yeah. I graduated high school like a month or two before Toy Story 3 came out.

(Source: dobearsshitinwoods)

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

whenever i try and learn something new